Aik Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara tou logon ne us se pucha Kiun kia huwa khan sahab?
Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai paani ubaal k piyo..
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Ye 1 sacha waqia hai ignore mat karna
Shah Faisal Colony me 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki, kuch dino bad dono mein larai ho gai, 1 din larka larki ko mar rha tha larki ne bachne k lie churi uthai tou wo larkay ko lag gai or wo mar gya.
Larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gai, usne khwab mein dekha k 1 baba keh rhe hein "Beta tere kapro pe khoon k daagh hain tumhain to police pakar le gi." Larki boli Baba ab mein kaya karun tou baba ne kaha "Daro mat"
"Surf Excel hai Na"
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Kbhi kbhi dil chahta
Hai
K
is dunya main jo aap say
ziada khubsurat hai usay
jaan se maar dun,
Magar........
Kya karun...
Islam me khud khushi bhi tou haram hai:-)
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('.') Lo ji
<)(>arz
_/ \_ kia hai
Duniya me bohat Dard-o-Tanhai hai
\('',)/" wah
\ \ wah
_/''''\_ wah
Zalimo tum b msg karo meri koi muft
ki kamai hai.
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